| ID | Quote |
| 3001 | And don't load it up with a buncha bull shit! |
| 3002 | OH SHIT! OH FUCK! |
| 3003 | Men's Asses |
| 3005 | FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK |
| 3006 | Are we gonna fuck or what? |
| 3007 | Fuckin' piece of shits! I'll kick your ass! |
| 3008 | NO! ...NO! ...NO! ...BUTT FUCK! |
| 4001 | Ah dammit. Ah dammit. Ahhh dammit. Bitch. Ah dam*burp*mit. |
| 4002 | B, as in Blimp |
| 4003 | Well at least you'll still have all your aunts and uncles...and all that bullshit. |
| 4004 | My ass could write a better song than these guys, with one cheek tied behind my balls! |
| 5001 | What's all that damn noise?! |
| 5002 | I called her a bitch right in front of her tits. |
| 5003 | EAT MY SHORT DICK! |
| 5004 | If I don't get a full refund, I'm gonna take you to small claims court, and take my business TO COMCAST. |
| 5005 | I'm too pissed to give a shit! |
| 5006 | You're a faggot. |
| 5007 | P, as in Pittsburgh |
| 6001 | Ah fuck it! Fuck it! |
| 6002 | I was charged for the second goddamn fuckin' month in a row! |
| 6004 | Youuuuuuuuu Faggot! |
| 7001 | You piece of shit. |
| 7003 | Alf. ALF. You're 93 years old and you don't even know who Alf is? ...Piece of crap! |
| 7004 | I wouldn't fuck her with your dick, or cock. |
| 8001 | There's ladies everywhere you dumbass. |
| 8002 | Well, right now we're at the ass end of the First Baptist Church. |
| 8003 | FUCK HIM HARD! |
| 8004 | Holy shit! I gotta go! Some squirrel's fuckin' my tomatoes! |
| 9001 | OH BOB SAGET! |
| 10002 | And what the bull fuckin' hell is a franchise fee, of 4 dollars and 62 damn cents?! |
| 10005 | Dammit, these fish sticks are hard as tits! |
| 11001 | Fuck him. He's an asshole. |
| 11002 | I'm gettin' done sick and all goddamn tired of all these looters...and polluters! |
| 11004 | When I die and go to Heaven and see God, I'm gonna say |
| 12001 | Suck my cocks! You faggot! |
| 12004 | Fuuuuuuuuuck, asshole! |
| 12005 | I have to live in this hell hole! |
| 12006 | I'm sorry. I got fucked. |
| 13001 | Yes. He's a long-legged pissed off Puerto Rican. |
| 13002 | I talk to my son on a dick...daily basis! |
| 14002 | This is bullshit! |
| 15001 | FUCK! DAMMIT! What the hell is that shit? You hear that shit? Someone go find out where the fuck the noise is comin' from! |
| 15002 | He's probably gettin' fucked in the ass! |
| 15003 | And once you see my dick, YOU WON'T WANT IT |
| 15004 | Shirlena? Ah Shit! |
| 15005 | BITCH! ...I love you. |
| 15007 | DICK! |
| 16001 | You mean Colonel Cluster Fuck? |
| 16003 | Dammit this is good shit. FUCK! |
| 17001 | I could shit a better Kool-Aid commercial! |
| 17003 | You look like 200 pounds of bird SHIT! |
| 17005 | He's not playing with a full dick! |
| 18002 | That's my ASS! |
| 18003 | Bullshit! |
| 18005 | Where's my fuckin' glasses? |
| 19001 | Alright! Who wrinkled my Randy Travis poster, pissed in the seat and hid my keys?! |
| 19002 | Where'd the assholes that built this place put the bathrooms?! |
| 19003 | FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK! DAMMIT! HOLY SHIT! |
| 19004 | Ha ha ha ha ha ha ah SHIT! Ah FUCK! |
| 19005 | I don't have time for this chicken-shit bullshit. |
| 20001 | And then the manager called me a dumbass, like he's my dad and shit! |
| 20003 | G, as in Goggles |
| 20004 | I don't hate gays, but if some faggot ever tries to touch me I'll...WHAT! |
| 21001 | HORSE MANURE |
| 21003 | P, as in Perm |
| 21005 | FUCK! FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK Oh *CRASH* ...FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK! |
| 22001 | AH HA HA HA HA HA HA Your Grandpa's an ass!!! ha ha ha ha |
| 22002 | You're mom's the one that dicks with eggnog, not me. |
| 22004 | GO COUNT YOUR DICK! |
| 22005 | And the letter D, as in DALLAS |
| 23001 | Go touch his dick. |
| 24001 | I wouldn't fuck her with my own ass. |
| 24003 | Shit. All's I got is 40 dollars. |
| 25002 | Fuck him too! |
| 25003 | FAGGOT! SHIT! |
| 27003 | My wife was fucking everybody in BISMARCK. |
| 28002 | What's that dumbass want now? |
| 28003 | You motherfuckers! PISS! |
| 28004 | You piece of shit! You have balls! You ass! |
| 28005 | Is that that big black woman you work with? |
| 29002 | Piss. Holy shit. Dammit. Fuck the lottery. Shit! |
| 29004 | You can take those 5 cent Sundays and stick them up your fuckin' ass! |
| 30002 | Fuck you kid you're a dick. |
| 31001 | C, as in Charles |
| 31002 | And by the way you cocksuck-BASTARDS |
| 31003 | Fuck you you piece of sh... |
| 31004 | That's right. $500 worth of BULL SHIT. |
| 31005 | Sounds like Chewbacca takin' a shit! grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrra! |
| 31006 | PISS! |
| 31007 | We're gonna be out of the butt, and into the fuck if we don't come up with that 36 dollars. |
| 32001 | It feels like I have 500 pounds of fat ass on my chest! |
| 32002 | What the hell was that? ...Well quit it! |
| 32004 | Ohhhhhhh Shit! ...Shit! |
| 33001 | This is the second time I've been fucked by Dairy Queen! |
| 34002 | Calm down, calm down. Don't get a big dick! |
| 35001 | I DON'T GIVE A SHIT! |
| 36002 | Head and Shoulders my ass! |
| 36003 | Wait a minute you dick! |
| 36005 | Fuck you and every mall Santa that looks like you! |
| 36006 | Fuck the phone! |
| 37002 | I pissed! |
| 37003 | I'd like to see you try to walk a mile, IN MY SHIT! |
| 37004 | Fuck you! Fuck you! Fuck you in the ass! |
| 37005 | NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! |
| 38003 | What do you mean, a bird?! |
| 38004 | I walked in to pick up my fuckin' glasses, and I couldn't stop callin' people dicks! |
| 39002 | Holy dumb fuck. What is this shit? |
| 40002 | Kiss my ass |
| 40003 | My Ass! |
| 42003 | I'd like to meet the motherfucker that named it Fashion Bug, and shove a broom up his ass! |
| 44004 | Youuuuuuuuu Bitch! |
| 44005 | Ronald McGoddamn Donald |
| 45002 | W, as in Wheel barrel |
| 45004 | Goddammit I said water! ...water! ...water! ...WATER |
| 48001 | Holy shit! Why aren't you wearing a shirt? |
| 48002 | UPDATE! Apparently nobody gives a shit so fuck him! |
| 48003 | I am pissed! |
| 48005 | That, and her spaghetti sucked dick. |
| 50001 | Fuck you Head and Shoulders! |
| 50002 | Fuck you and your...pussy whipped friends! |
| 50003 | Fuck horses! |
| 50004 | It's what happens when Alex Trebek has a picture of a giraffe in his ass during an earthquake. |
| 50005 | I watched all 12 hours. When it was finished I said, 'shit' |
| 51001 | Pull into here. |
| 51002 | UPDATE! Last night, somebody broke in and stole over $500 worth of shit from my place. |
| 51003 | You ass! |
| 51004 | I love my grandma Janelle. She's the sweetest person in the entire world, and God bless her. BUT SHE'S OLD AS FUCK! |
| 51005 | Uh-huh, uh-huh...ARE YOU SHITTIN' ME?!! |
| 52004 | DON'T YOU EVER TALK ABOUT MY DICK WITHOUT MY PERMISSION! |
| 52005 | You can't do shit without your balls! |
| 52006 | All you ever do, is stay at home and play with your tits, and look at your ass at the same time. Duuuuuh! |
| 53001 | You got a flat tire. Ahhh shit. |
| 53004 | But now he just sits at home, with his ass up his ass! |
| 53005 | Where's mah pants? Where's mah pants? Where's mah damn pants? |
| 54001 | Dammit. SHIT! SHIT! |
| 54002 | *cough* *cough* *cough* bullshit! |
| 54003 | It's easy for Dennis to give a shit because Dennis is so full of shit! |
| 55003 | Last time I gave a shit, I got fucked! |
| 56001 | Don't put the beer back. |
| 56003 | It's embarrassing as fuck to have a ass! |
| 57001 | Oh, you dumbass! |
| 58002 | Let me tell you about a porcupine's balls. They're small and they don't give a shit! |
| 58003 | I didn't talk to nobody yesterday. I was in the car takin' a shit! |
| 59003 | SHIT! Ahh SHIT! SHIT! SHIT! |
| 60001 | I'd like to tit fuck her ass! |
| 60002 | Suck my dick or cock! |
| 60003 | I'd like to punch him right in the stupid cock! |
| 61002 | Who gives a shit about Bigfoot? |
| 61004 | Wait a minute you asshole I'm brushing ma teeth. |
| 61006 | Turn it down. Assholes! |
| 61007 | Owww fuck! Woah shit! Owww..SHIT! |
| 62001 | I was told that I was gonna have Showtime, free for the first 3 damn months! |
| 62003 | B, as in Barbells |
| 62004 | Turn it down before I grab my ass in front of your face! |
| 63001 | Oh WOAH SHIT! |
| 64001 | You have Balls! |
| 64003 | He played Data on Star Trek. |
| 64004 | Why don't you just FUCK OFF!!! |
| 65002 | Who the hell is Rick Moranis? |
| 65003 | Where's the paper towels?! |
| 65004 | I said fuck you first so FUCK YOU! |
| 66001 | Tonight on Unsolved Mysteries, find out who gives a shit about Bigfoot! |
| 66002 | Yes it does. grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrra! |
| 66003 | Why don't you make like a banana, and Shit! |
| 67001 | Oh what the hell, I guess so. |
| 67002 | *cough* *cough* *cough* my ass! |
| 67004 | Lick my balls, you bastard! |
| 68001 | Oh no! |
| 68003 | And it made me feel like a piece of shit! |
| 69001 | Who's that faggot with the tuba? |
| 69002 | OH FOR CRYING OUT LOUD, I said bacon and eggs! |
| 69003 | What the fuck are you talkin' about? |
| 70001 | FFFF...I don't even know who the fuck that is but FUCK HIM TOO! |
| 70003 | I can't see shit! ...You go to hell! |
| 71002 | Big black woman with big tits you can't miss her. |
| 71003 | What the fuck! Dammit! Holy Shit! PISS! You ASS! Oh SHIT! FUCK YOU! |
| 71004 | I don't give a shit about your shit! |
| 72001 | I'll throw my shoe at your faggot ass! |
| 72002 | *cough* *cough* *cough* fuck you! |
| 72004 | I'm gonna take a piss. And when I come back, I'm gonna talk about the Mighty Duck movies |
| 73002 | I had to turn all my clocks back an hour. By the time I got to the last clock, my ass turned to Jello. |
| 73003 | FUCK YOU! |
| 73004 | I'M NOT AFRAID OF SHIT! ...except snakes. |
| 74001 | This is a buncha bull shit. |
| 74003 | My grandpa died 15 years ago, and nobody gave a shit! |
| 75001 | She has nice ass. |
| 75002 | ASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS |
| 75004 | Fashion Bug |
| 76001 | Fuck him. He's an ass. |
| 76002 | FAGGOT! |
| 76003 | OUCH! Motherfucker you hit me in the dick! You're lucky it wasn't hard! |
| 76005 | That was a good shit. |
| 77002 | J, as in Josh |
| 78003 | I don't give a dead moose's last shit! |
| 80001 | E, as in Aaaeggs |
| 80002 | I meant this thing not my dick! |
| 80003 | Fatass! ...Dickhead! |
| 81003 | FUCK SALT! |
| 81004 | Turn that shit down! PISS! Oh Shit! Dammit! |
| 82001 | Holy Shit! ...Oh Fuck! ...Dammit! ...Shplitzch! |
| 233001 | That just means she likes what I like |
| 234001 | I want a biggie fries, and gimmie some shit to drink! |
| 235001 | Motherfucker, I'll kick your ass! |
| 236001 | I have balls! |
| 237001 | I DON'T GIVE A SHIT SHIT SHIT! |
| 238001 | Fuck the Philippines! They can fill up my ass |
| 332002 | Fuck Me! |
| 351001 | Well you tell him that I said I wouldn't piss on him if he was on Jeopardy! |
| 352001 | I wouldn't Google Limp Bizkit with your dick! |
| 353001 | Remember that fat wrestler from the 1980's named Dusty Rhodes? Man, he was a piece of shit! |
| 354001 | I said fuck me |
| 355001 | Does this look like the ass of someone who would know if Jiffy Lube is open on Sundays? |
| 355002 | Don't talk shit about Total! |
| 355003 | I'll shove a can of Pringles up that preacher's ass. And be happy to tell him about it. |
| 355004 | I hope this is the Puff Daddy version of this song, not that Sting piece of shit! |
| 355005 | Pissing out the window and shitting out the window are two different things! |
| 355006 | Ah fuck you, you're grounded! |
| 355007 | I'd kill myself too if my last name was COMBS!!! |
| 355008 | Piss! Piss! Ah Piss! Piss! Piss! Piss! Piss... |
| 355009 | You get your retarded ass in the bathroom and shave your side-BURNS! |
| 355010 | ASS...ASS...ASS...ASSSSS |
| 355011 | Fuck you you piece of shit! |
| 355012 | Oh SHIT! SORRY! |
| 355013 | You can go to Jolly Pirate Donuts and take a 2 hour shit for all I care! |
| 355014 | I'm not wearing this cologne for you people. I'm just doin' it for that bitch at church! |
| 355015 | Ah shit. Let me answer the damn phone... PISS. |
| 355016 | BALLS! |
| 355017 | That's not Mickey Mouse that's just TIT DIRT! |
| 356001 | No no no no no no no...NO!!! |
| 356002 | Damn the referee! Damn him in the ass! |
| 356003 | I'm gonna scotch tape your ass shut! |
| 356004 | Just how much ass are we talkin' about? |
| 356005 | If she was a car, she would be a 4-door Ford whore! |
| 356006 | Shirlena treated me like a shit |
| 356007 | You're a big ass waste of shit! |
| 356008 | Hurry up, you shit boat! |
| 356009 | Tonight! On Unsolved Shit! |
| 356010 | That clock is full of shit! |
| 356011 | Then I had to use the bathroom, and 50 people watched!!! |
| 356012 | You need me in the ass |
| 356013 | Quit bullshitting |
| 356014 | You guys really pissed me off! I told my whole family I was gonna be on. Shit! |
| 356015 | I just don't give a shit about Wheel of Fortune anymore! |
| 356016 | If I ever see Vanna White in person, I'll call her a bitch! |
| 356017 | Then I'll tie Pat Sajak to a telephone pole, and let a UPS guy butt fuck him! |
| 356018 | *cough* *cough* Oh Shit! |
| 356019 | *cough* *cough* Fuck! *cough* *cough* bitch |
| 356020 | *cough* *cough* dick *cough* *cough* balls *cough* cough* cock |
| 356021 | *cough* *cough* uuuuuuuuaaagh damn |
| 356022 | bfft-ch bfh bfh bfh, bfft-ch bfh bfh bfh. Shit! Fuck rap music. Shit! ...bffft |
| 356023 | Round big balls! |
| 356024 | Fuck, fuck, fuckin' fuck fuck. Fuck, fuck, fuckin' fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck |
| 356025 | Fuck you, there's a fly in here! |
| 356026 | Mortal Dickhead! |
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