The Real Daily Danny

And don't load it up with a buncha bull shit! http://t.co/DzJhdmE6If
There's ladies everywhere you dumbass. http://t.co/PhKI4NTRI6
Where'd the assholes that built this place put the bathrooms?! http://t.co/bvkA4jgBvo
It feels like I have 500 pounds of fat ass on my chest! http://t.co/j86dTihmSI
Turn it down before I grab my ass in front of your face! http://t.co/IBejegPLwi
Fuck the Philippines! They can fill up my ass http://t.co/cewyYjUmbO
Where's the paper towels?! http://t.co/GCm5MqPhA5
Fuuuuuuuuuck, asshole! http://t.co/lZS4LKbYIK
HORSE MANURE http://t.co/XXvSi84pp6
Then I'll tie Pat Sajak to a telephone pole, and let a UPS guy butt fuck him! http://t.co/7fwwC0538J
If I ever see Vanna White in person, I'll call her a bitch! http://t.co/jGShlo7TdK
I just don't give a shit about Wheel of Fortune anymore! http://t.co/EcVqErI0V9
You guys really pissed me off! I told my whole family I was gonna be on. Shit! http://t.co/o4bryULBqP
Hurry up, you shit boat! http://t.co/lGOoSwIib1
Damn the referee! Damn him in the ass! http://t.co/IGfYu2M913
No no no no no no no...NO!!! http://t.co/BEBD0Lqz1G
FUCK SALT! http://t.co/CDPXolX6IL
Motherfucker, I'll kick your ass! http://t.co/EfLRKWjF40
C, as in Charles http://t.co/Td0ax6gqLF
What's that dumbass want now? http://t.co/Tv4mDsz7Kg

"cough cough Oh Shit!"